A poem is never finished, only abandoned – Paul Valery
Today I bring you a poem from a guest writer who also wrote My First Breath as a Dead Man
If ever you’ll hear that Joey tied the knot
be sure in your mind that this is the girl he got.
First and foremost I need not remind,
but shawty gotta have a big behind.
Second is important and one of my best,
but shawty gotta look good in a dress.
Shawty gotta be nice, lovely and all,
most importantly shawty gotta be slightly tall.
If shawty can’t cook that’s completly wrong,
but she can make up for that if she knows at least two rap songs.
Shawty gotta be down with some cartoons,
just in case its a no-football afternoon.
Shawty gotta breed me some healthy kids,
but still, she gotta prove she got no hereditary disease.
Shawty may not smoke or drink,
but once in a while we should both light up a spliff.
With all this in mind, i surely agree,
that this kind of girl might already exist for me.
Disclaimer: This is a poem by YoungJoey (used with permission) and not The Greatrnk. Many thanks to him for allowing me to use it.
Quote: What if Hitler’s father had used a condom – The Kimutai
Finally: It takes seven seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold three kilograms. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb – Sam Keige..